Over the years I have misquoted a few times

The perfect reference

In 1993 a crack commando was sent to the USA by an oversight committee for a project he didn't specify. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security investment bank into advertising. Today, still wanted by the employment agencies, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Charlie Phillips.

(Original from the A-Team)
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

 My leaving message at Capgemini

I’ve seen things you dweebs wouldn’t believe. Tower servers on fire off the corners of cube farms. I watched fiber networks glitter in the dark near Cisco. All those tweets will be lost to Facebook, like trolls in the blogosphere

(Original from Bladerunner)
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Silly Quotes:

  • Good enough - isn't, unless there is a deadline. 
    • Edward V. Berard Law
  • Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.

More at Murphys Laws (Computer related)

A good definition of "Interesting"

  1. Capable of holding ones attention
  2. Something you want to investigate further

Definition when I say "Interesting" to you

  1. I'm shocked that you didn't understand that.
  2. Are you mad?
  3. Oh Gods, Oh Gods we are all going to die!
(Original from Dictionary.com)
in·ter·est·ing
/'?nt?r?st??, -tr?st??, -t??r?st??/ Show Spelled [in-ter-uh-sting, -truh-sting, -tuh-res-ting]
1. engaging or exciting and holding the attention or curiosity: an interesting book.
2. arousing a feeling of interest: an interesting face.